been soooo long

its been so long i din meet chia chern and tze wei
lucky i call them out for yum cha section
haha..miss this two monkeys so much

my lill baby wei wei
and some1 dat really like a big bro to me cc =P
really have fun ytd...
but something scary happen as well
quite scary la..and guilty ...
STUPID JED!

before i meet up wid cc and wei,
i wen and pick jed up first...
so, i ask him to drive cuz i wan drink my bubble tea.
so when he reached a junction, there is an indian lady suddenly walk towards
my carrrrr...
Jed wind down the window and the woman saying sorry and ask us for help
she wants us to fetch her to the opposite side of the road to buy some medicine.
i was like ...HARRRRRR~~~
Jed look at me...and my face expression was like saying SAY NO PLS SAY NO...
BUTTTTT~ he say sure no problem ...
i look at him all the way...=.=
after that the lady keep saying sorry and thank you to us...
the most gaya part, the woman ask us to wait for her a while cuz she wan us to fetch her back..
i grabbing Jed d...hinting him to say dont...
k la~ he too kind hearted say no problem again.
the moment he say "yes"
i really really zha dao...
she went down of the car,

i straight away ask him...
HOW THE HELL U NOE SHE IS A GOOD PERSON THAT WILL NOT SUDDENLY TAKE A BLADE AND STAB OR BLACK MAIL U

and Jed replied me
SHE LOOK LIKE AN INNOCENT LADY THAT REALLY NEEDS HELP

and apparently, she really just an innocent old lady..
THANK GODDDDDD~
she was really sick that time...so fine~ Jed wins
but still scary =.=
hahahha..

moving on...
wei waited for jed and me in the car..
i din expect us to be late
but cuz need to fetch the lady..
so we a bit late lorhx~~
we went for bamboo for a drink
CC was late cuz he went to KLIA to fetch his mum

listening to wei dramatic college life...
so sad for u wei~
at least u still got me sayang...haaha (:
i am still ur baby girl =P
hahahhaa <3 she change a lot..really feminine haha..mwahhxxx

then CC came d... His body was like WOAAAHHHH~
sexy..hahahha..bodoh he work out a lot.. nice nice xD
CC also din change much.. still had d cute baby face (:
we went back ard 11 something.. was so tireddddddd....
haha but i did enjoy a lot.

written by: happie woods

Again no title cuz i dont know what to title it..
feel like blogging something but dont blog abt wat...

how funny whr i tot i let go ..
bt actually i am not =.=
wei jie~ this time i really din gone lorhx..
haha, u keep asking why girls are liddat right? feeling gone den just gone ..
mine gone den come back de ...bodoh de feeling lai de.
i rather gone den gone.

this time, i really phobia d.
i mistaken abt keat advised on "aggresive"
so this time, i swear i will not be dat anymore...

Ling, u said dat i always get eaten easily so fast cuz of all the sweet words
and just nice all those words i wan to hear right?
well~ i guess u r right?
so now, i wont d...another phobia case =.=

keat also mention abt me believe in ppl easily..
i wont trust any1 anymore except for u guys..
my dumb 10 bestie friends

guan ask me not to put so much feeling inside in the next 1
although i duno how it works..maybe i try? haha
who know how it works?...
he ask me not to be so serious next time, cuz end up i am d 1 who always get sad
and u r so true =)

feddup of being sad
feddup of being in love
feddup of being toying

i dont know which is true and fake
2days b4, i ask u and u say the 3 words
1 day b4 i ask again and u said u r honest but some one important to u dont allow u to meet me
the next day, said u are just lying =.=

does this history always have to repeat god? 2times straight =.=
after him den u...
i had enough of it d lorhx god..
wat u wan to test in me?
whether i am still stupid?

no need to test la..i am stupid enough to believe the one that i really care
end up all lying...
chan yew ar chan yew, no need to wait for the next one la
i wont trust any1 any longer except u guys.

haha~

"hugs" u guys so much

written by:
happie woods

night out

ytd went for a midnight movie with my buddies.
haha, they come find us for movie..
watch a movie call dance flick...

C BEI LAME AR~~~~ling laugh from the start till the end
and i dont know what she laughing at every single part.
regret lo watch dat show..
tot can cheer myself up wid nice movie... [thumbs down]
lol~

after movie...went to republic
haha...keat step in ..the fella shaked hand with him and said
"LONG TIME NO SEE" when we actually went there for the very 1st time
stupid waiter =.=
end up right, we sat there for like 10 minutes discussing whether should order
or run...
while they were discussing, i just stand up, pull wai keat and run away...
the others follow...
HAHAHAHAHAHA...stupid sial~

i will nvr return to republic d la...
bodoh bodoh bodoh...
lucky i dont drink alcohol.
so make no big deal for me..

after that head to station 1..
then we all talking abt our problems as usual..
but i din really talk abt mine..
too tired to speak...
>.<

anyway, gtg work d
rou yi finally ready...
hahahaha

Written by
Happie Woods

oncidium baby

hahahhaa...
oncidium baby ...
refers to keat, jiun,guan and me
all relationship end up bad geh...
whether start or nt start la
the street like cursing us.

i am not talking abt their issues here
but i think all of us know d right...
hahha...some friends might know or might not know
but i think basically, only all the close friends know abt us lo

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written by:
happie woods

i duno wat to title my post
cuz i duno wat feeling i am having now
suddenly sad...suddenly happy
i am not writing to make u feel guilty and all
i just wan express my feeling somewhere.

i dun really understand why..
or what excatly happen ..
but i aint gona ask anymore ....
suddenly warm..and den cold...and den warm again

i trying to not to be upset...
but i am not a really a wood where have no feelings
what i said or tell or confess is 101% true
maybe i might be able to get over it fast or may be not

is there really something wrg wid me?
i mean like u are not the first 1 dat say dat to me...
i dont know...
quite frustrating actually...
lucky i working today..
can keep my mind busy from thinking abt u
haha~

i will rmb all the things and words and songs
u said or sing to me...=)
the food u cook...
the way u hold and hug me in ur arms
and ur fav quote..
haha....


sigh~

written by
Happie Woods

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i will be in an xtra hyperactive this few days
haha..my close friend should understand this symtoms when i am hyperactive
i will be more insane and more crazy

written by:
happie woods

jokes that i received in email...damn funny =P

READ READ READ


A young man went to his father one day to tell him that
he wanted to get married.

His father was happy for him.. He asked his son who the
girl was, and he told him that it was Samantha, a girl from
the neighborhood.

With a sad face the old man said to his son,
''I'm sorry to say this son but I have to. The
girl you want to marry is your sister, but please don't tell your mother.''

The young man again brought three more names to his
father but ended up frustrated because the response was
still the same.

So he decides to go to his mother.
''Mom I want to get married but all the girls that
I love, dad said they are my sisters and I mustn't tell
you.''

His mother smiling said to him,
''Don't worry my son, you can marry any of
those girls. You're not his son.

Top Joke in Northern Ireland

A doctor says to his patient, 'I have bad news and worse news'.
'Oh dear, what's the bad news?' asks the patient.
The doctor replies, 'You only have 24 hours to live'.
'That's terrible', said the patient. 'How can the news possibly be worse?'
The doctor replies, 'I've been trying to contact you since yesterday'.

Top Joke in UK

A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
The bus driver says: 'That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!'
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
She says to a man next to her: 'The driver just insulted me!'
The man says: 'You go right up there and tell him off, go ahead,
I'll hold your monkey for you.


Top Joke in USA

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course.
One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.
His friend says: 'Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.'
The man then replies: 'Yeah, well we were married for 35 years.'


Top Joke in Canada

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C.

The Russians used a pencil.


Top Joke in England

Two weasels are sitting on a barstool. One starts to insult the other one.
He screams, 'I slept with your mother!'
The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do.
The first again yells, 'I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!'
The other says, 'Go home dad you're drunk.'

@.@

AHYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SIAN LORHX....

BORING LORHXXX

BOSAN LORHHHHXXXXX

HHAHAHHA

SPECIALLY TO YOU =)

A special shout out to LEE SEH MENG!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

HOPE U AND UR " NEW BEST FRIEND"

STAY HAPPY

AND

LAST FOREVER =)

"De Soh Gang" will miss you...
holiday we go enjoy 99 =)
we love u dude <3

written by:
Happie Woods

speechless...

was chatting wid my close friend ytd noon

his nick name caught my attention

"you are my new best friend now. Even sleeping also i dream abt u"

So i asked him

"who is ur new best friend"

and he replied me

"a guy"

then, he show me a link

and the link; link me to

A STUPID I PHONE..

really speechless lorhx..


(HAHAHA DAMN RANDOM SIAL)

written by:
Happie Woods

i am getting fatt!!!

OMG OMG OMG~~

MY FACE IS GETTING ROUND...

TUMMY GETTING BIGGER

PANTS ARE GETTING TIGHT

SHIRTS ARE GETTING SMALL!!

WHAT THE FISH...WHAT THE FISSSHH

NO!!!!!

must diet d.. =(

copyright:
happie woods

"Tenjewberrymuds."

Hope will make ur day laugh =)

*courtesy of Sunway Pyramid*

Have a good laugh, guys ........

To get the full effect, this should be read aloud. You will understand what 'tenjewberrymuds' means by the end of the conversation. This has been nominated for the best email of 2007.

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review:



Room Service (RS): "Morrin. - Roon sirbees."

Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"

G: "Uh..yes.I'd like some bacon and eggs."

RS: "Ow July den?"

G: "What??"

RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"

G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."

RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

G: "Crisp will be fine."

RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

G: "What?"

RS:"An toes. July Sahn toes?"

G: "I don't think so."

RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"

G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."

RS: "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"

G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RS: "We bodder?"

G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."

RS: "Wad! ?"

G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."

RS: "Copy?"

G: "Excuse me?"

RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"

G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."

RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin w bodder on sigh and copy....rye??"

G: "Whatever you say."

RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."

G : "You're very welcome."

copyright:

Happie Woods

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

AKU SAYANG TKX BANYAK BANYAK =)

Friends that are sick..

"SOH GANG"

sick?
go see doctor

not feeling well?
go see doctor


the H1N1 is getting bad,
if can, once sick go makan medicine
or go see doctor.

although i noe u dont care abt ur life
but pls think abt us..
we all stay nearby only

I DONT WANT TO DIE EARLY!!!

lol, damn evil =X

seriously, not feeling well
go see doctor

i dont want our "soh gang" member getting lesser
we are not just friends lo

REMEMBER?!

we are more than friends
better than couples
above best friends
as
we are
"FAMILY"

Take good care of urself =)

sayang u guys <3

Written by:
Happie Woods

TRIMAS <3

Working whole day

Exhausted

Tired

Blur

BUT STILL

want to spend some time wid me?

so sweet of u =)

Usually ppl will drop dead straight on bed

BUT STILL

you will sms and call me >.<

appreciate it lots...

sayang byk byk

muahx

written by:
Happie Woods

Happy Birthday Papa =)

Weeeeee~~

Today is my dad's birthday

my mum keep asking me wat to eat wat to eat

i was planing mcd

but my mum end up pizza hut

Kesian bapa i

dah lah kerja susah susah..

makan fast food lagi!!

AHDUI~~ hahha

i love u daddy =)

may god bless you

live long!

be sure to see my grandchildren =P

hehehe

written by:
Happie Woods

yours

Chances are, we’ll never meet
And I’ll never kiss your face.
Chances are, I’ll never feel
Your lips or warm embrace.

Chances are, only in my dreams
I’ll feel the softness of your hair.
Chances are, I’ll never smell
Any fragrance you might wear.

Chances are, you’re among
The many that I see.
Chances are, I’ve glanced at you
Perhaps you’ve even looked at me.

Chances are, you danced with him
So, I admired you from afar.
Chances are, late that night
I wished for you upon a star.

Chances are, you live in my head
Because I’ve dreamed you for so long.
Chances are, you don’t exist
But I pray to God I’m wrong...


god heard your prayers =)


Copyright:
Happie woods

Have you ever feel?

Have u ever feel like,

you dont want to continue doing anything you are doing?

Have you ever feel like,

stop the god damn time ?

Have you ever feel like,

emo out of sudden and feel like crying?

Have you ever feel like,

You dont want to live and died straight?

Have you ever feel like,

this world don't belongs to you?

Have you ever feel like,

jump down from the building or hope the world end straight?

Have you ever feel like,

going back to young time?

WELL~ i do =)

d older i get, the more things i kinda stress up

haha...babi~ suddenly nie emo =(

i wants to be a lil girl again

i dont want 2 grow up so fast

i dont want to know how difficult my life's gonna be

i dont feel like continuing doing everything i am doing

i just feel like drop DEAD straight

But, i know, no matter how hard my life is gonna be

i still need to move on

and thats call life

Written By

Happie Woods

Missing some precious time

1 more year, going to zhao d

Honestly, ever since penang

i really really dont feel like going d

So Meng, i understand how u feel actually

Especially seeing your nick name and said that

you miss all your Malaysian friends =)

I think and think and think a lot lately

But, what rou yi said was right,

its a great opportunity >.<

Therefore, i set my mind to go already

the only thing that can change my mind is my result =(

DONT FAIL , FAIL I GIVE UP AUSTRALIA STRAIGHT!

So, was hoping the end year trip to langkawi or pangkor is on

i wan to have another precious moment wid "de soh gang" again

before i leave.

Seh meng wont be around melbourne anymore when i am there

yikes~ he's going to continue his studies in US or UK?

which ever la...still not there =(



So, please make it on?

i want to have another best trip with all of u again

Love you guys lot

xOxO

written by:
Happie Woods

If i were to run a thousand mile
Just to make u smile
I will run for another thousand mile
So that u would put a wider smile

Biatch in the house

PLS LA THINK B4 U TALK
I AM TRYING TO BE POLITE AND SMILE BACK
AT WHAT EVER SHIT U R SAYING TO ME

I NEVER SCOLD OR SLAP A GIRL B4
SO TRY NOT TO BE THE 1ST

AND WHEN I M REALLY ANGRY
U CAN B IN GREAT DANGER BIATCH

ANOTHER CRAP FROM YOU
I WONT GIVE FACE TO YOU ANY MORE (:

Wondering?

Its funny that human can changes their
feeling, attitude, behaviour and character
so fast.

How come ar?
At the bright side..
the "soh gang" dont really change much
haha

ITS A GOOD THING!!

Me Feelings =)

Back to normal =)


As cheerful as before

As noisy As before

As Crazy and insane as before

As Dumb as before

As clumsy as before

As Happy as before


No doubt about my attitude anymore

Am back to how i am

Love it =)

Moving on from my pass

As you told me

"Don't worry about a thing...cause every lill things gonna be alright"

Really touch me lot

Short, simple and comfortable

U said that, i relieve straight

Thanx to You (:

So all my babe and dudes

I AM BACK <3

Written By:
Happie Woods